remember when dan wrote a fic like “phil died and i have no will to live anymore. i couldn’t go to the funeral bc no one understands how much he meant to me. now he’s back as a vampire to pin me against a wall and bite my neck in an erotic fashion so we can spend all of eternity together” and then posted it for the world to see? wild.
You have been warned
i was wondering what was wrong with this picture…. then I realized there was no blue filter
can’t believe I forget the tint™
the signs were everywhere
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this is the happiest day of my life
Too soon
65 million years…
Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t).
So it’s all good!!
That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.
I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.
