one full month ago over dinner my mother kept talking about how they were gonna make a “cats film with idris elba where they cgi the human faces over the bodies” and i told her “mom, you got confused reading the press release, that’s definitely not a movie that they’re making,” like a kind daughter, not googling anything, not anticipating that she was Cassandra and that i would be left mourning the ashes of Troy in four short weeks
You have been warned
i was wondering what was wrong with this picture…. then I realized there was no blue filter
can’t believe I forget the tint™
the signs were everywhere
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this is the happiest day of my life
Too soon
65 million years…
Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t).
So it’s all good!!
That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.
I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.
